Frequently Mentioned Stuff
Hullo, Jeffrey here. I'm here today
with a list of frequently mentioned
stuff in our humble little notes. Read this over thoroughly,
or just keep it open as you read our notes. It'll make many
inside jokes seem a little clearer... we hope.
Aaron Jeweler -- A
REALLY COOL GUY who refers to all his friends as NURRRDS.
Alex Tuttle -- A kid who calls himself "communist,"
listens to ska and punk rock, and has a very funny sarcastic
attitude. Or if you're Jeff, "funny."
Anime Club --
Jeffrey is a member of the club, where nerds sit and watch anime
at lunch. Split into two clubs lately, one run by Jeff, one
Annette -- A YGG who hates "dorks" (like Jeffrey)
but had a soft spot for depressed people (like James). Is now
in none of James's classes, but at least she cheered him up
in sophomore year.
BobCFed08 -- A sarcastic former staff member of
the Swamp, always wears
a hat. Lives somewhere like Arkansas or something.
Brianna Meyer (Bri) -- A YGG in James's sophomore
Biology class. Like Annette, she got James to be happy for once.
Bruce -- The
TL boys Cross Country and Track coach.
Cable Modem Midnight
Thwacker (CMMT) -- Jeffrey and James have cable modems,
therefore they don the title of "Cable Modem Midnight 'Thwacker'."
Think of the possibilities with such a fast connection... lyrics to
his theme song can be found here.
Caitlin -- James's younger sister. Being a middle
school student, has started to develop YGG tendencies.
Callidus -- A young "graphic designer" on the
internet with an arrogant attitude. Constantly annoyed James
and Jeffrey until he was put on Ignore.
Winkey -- Steve's cartoon character - a drunk, French,
d00dspeak -- A hacker-like dialect where
letters are replaced with similar-looking numbers or symbols (e.g. E
Gay-Straight Alliance (GSA) -- Jeffrey is a
member. He's straight, but hates homophobia.
Felix Sargent -- An English-Australian
TL student, born on the same day as Jeffrey. Star of the local
Vector Theater Conservatory.
Henry Silva --
A cross country and track runner, often seen sporting track clothes.
Teases James about liking Stephanie.
John Wang --
A kid with a head the shape of a "W." He argued with James for
months about techniques in Marvel vs. Capcom 2.
Loveline -- A hilarious radio show starring Adam
Carolla and Dr. Drew, answering (usually) stupid callers' sexual/drug
Lily -- Jeffrey's younger sister, and the
most popular girl at her school. Her personality is almost the
opposite of Jeffrey's.
Mikosi -- An internet alias
for Jeffrey's LONG-time female friend. We don't actually refer to
her as "Mikosi," she just would rather remain anonymous.
Mme. Peck -- Our generic freshman year French
Mme. Quinby -- The sophomore/junior year French
teacher. She used to be a preschool teacher, which shows from
her constant singing.
Mr. Bosci -- A football coach who teaches math...or
Mr. Shaffer -- The best
math teacher evar, not afraid to make crazy laughs or start
his own catchphrases. A Bingo game (made by
James) was released for him.
Mr. Sorenson - James's
orchestra teacher (thus the quote joke).
Mrs. Butero -- James's sophomore year
Ms. Holbert -- Jeffrey's
sophomore year Biology teacher, and James's freshman Biology
teacher/Chemistry tutor. Is young, tends to speak in surfer lingo,
and is a champion Ultimate Frisbee player. Currently in
Nessa (Vanessa) -- Steve's "friend"; a
big-busted Jewish girl at a Catholic school who rows and has a thing
for Desert Eagles.
NURRRD (MMMMR) -- A very common
phrase among Aaron.
Omid -- James's friend; lover of rock, guitars,
and pretty loud at times.
Ragnarok -- A staff member at the Swamp. Smart,
but takes things very literally and explains things in overly
Sage -- A girl in our French
class. James thinks she's PaRappa.
*sploit* --Steve's favorite sound effect in the
whole world. The posibillities on what the noise comes from
Stephanie (Steph Bear, SB, WC, any
variation of those phrases) -- A somewhat simple-minded
girl in our French class. Excels at all sports, especially cross
country. Due to a misunderstanding in English class freshman
year, James thinks he's in love.
-- A late night 4 hour electronica mix on Live 105, a San Francisco
Terra Linda High School
(TL) -- Jeffrey and James' high school. Frowned
You-Go-Girl (YGG) -- Your average babbling, airheaded
teenage girl. Over the years, James and Jeff have found around
65% of TL's female population to be YGG.