Looks like a freshman on track who's obsessed with saying my name
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(Him: "JAMESGOWDEY." Me: "...") looked for my name in a
search engine, and lo, a crapload of results came up, since I've
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Looks like a freshman on track who's obsessed with saying my name
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Mrs. Butero:
James? You're supposed to say "he," not "him"... James? *twitch**
--he and his friends had a good time laughing at my bio. Which makes sense, since that thing only illustrates how much of a MMMMRRR I am. I went along |
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+ "I'm laughing,
but you say one more thing, and I'll killll youuu..." |
with it and pretended not to care, but inside, I had the ol' "Tagui groove"
going.
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But oh yeah, I forgot, I've got the cutesy little Ego-Shield on, so that makes it okay for "cool kids" (why am I envying the lives of smartass freshmen?) to bounce insults off me. After all, the stereotype is stull there: People who go online a lot are [insert "Voices" insult @ here]s. |
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@ "BOZO!" "Loooserrrrrr...."**
* "Uncool" word, said in the Chemistry Loser stereotype ** Shoryuken.com wisdon *** *_* |
Guy in my Chemistry class just now: "It gets immune* to that... *cracks up*" Why is it that sounding smart is a bad thing? How come the people who are right are the ones who have no lives?** Why do people make fun of "nerdy" sounding places that they've never been to ("Sho - ryu - ken???")? How come people who put up asteriks*** next to words are losers? Because they know too much, and that needs to be stopped? Why is analyzing certain parts of conversation a Bad thing? Why the hell Anyway, I'm hoping they'll find out that TFH is a pretty funny place in itself, after they read a few papers. They guy who kept saying "Ohhhh my God this guy had NO LIFE" right next to my face agreed that Omid Is Really Annoying. Of course, uh, now O'n I are friends again. And thinking O's Annoying doesn't mean I have a "life" like them. Post this paper up as soon as you can, so the idiots mocking me for having "no life" can keep it to themselves. Damn, I guess this means my life is going to suck again. And I was feeling so much better these days, too. I guess that's life for ya, then. |
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The worst part about this is that they don't understand when we're serious on TFH or not. ("Ass hero?"***), which leaves it open to more ridicule. And yes, I said "ridicule." Vocabulary, ESPECIALLY when you're WRITING SOMETHING, doesn't make you look "nerdy." If that were true, and if people wrote the way they talked, then "hella" would be seen a LOT more in books. The entire world would have AOL literacy...think about it. There's a reason people are a little (GATHP) "wordy" online... it's so we don't turn into pot smoking skater/jocks who hate words with syllables.
I should mail Annette about this. She'd understand! |
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*runs home crying to mommy*à
So anyway, you think we'll have to redisgn TFH to make it more compatible with guys like them (read: Most of TL)? I'm all for making my bio a little less... PANSYISH. I can't believe I included my CAT... wait, that was only because you did. /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ |
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Don't change your bio just to sound like Eminem to impress dumbasses on your track team. Your biography is supposed to be truthful and from your voice. If you're a "loser," so be it. See, I'd probably not be able to live, knowing all about the stuff that's said behing my back. But I don't really care to find out, so I'm fine. Changing to act like them won't make you feel any better. You're smart enough to know that life would suck even more having to conform to society every waking moment of your life. |