Frequently Mentioned Stuff
Hullo, Jeffrey here. I'm here
today with a list of frequently mentioned
stuff in our humble little notes. Read this over thoroughly, or
just keep it open as you read our notes. It'll make many inside
jokes seem a little clearer... we hope.
Aaron Jeweler -- A former pot-smoker who refers
to all his friends as NURRRDS.
Alex Tuttle -- A kid who calls himself "communist,"
listens to ska and punk rock, and has a very funny sarcastic attitude.
Or if you're Jeff, "funny."
-- Jeffrey is a member of the club, where nerds sit and watch
anime at lunch. Split into two clubs lately, one run by Jeff, one
Annette -- A YGG who hates "dorks" (like Jeffrey)
but had a soft spot for depressed people (like James). Is now in
none of James's classes, but at least she cheered him up in sophomore
BobCFed08 -- A sarcastic former staff member of
the Swamp, always wears a hat.
Lives somewhere like Arkansas or something.
Brianna Meyer (Bri) -- A YGG in James's sophomore
Biology class. Like Annette, she got James to be happy for once.
-- The TL boys Cross Country and Track coach.
Cable Modem Midnight Thwacker (CMMT) -- Jeffrey
and James have cable modems, therefore they don the title of "Cable
Modem Midnight 'Thwacker'." Think of the possibilities with such
a fast connection... lyrics to his theme song can be found here.
Caitlin -- James's younger sister. Being a middle
school student, has started to develop YGG tendencies.
Callidus -- A young "graphic designer" on the
internet with an arrogant attitude. Constantly annoyed James and
Jeffrey until he was put on Ignore.
Captain Winkey -- Steve's cartoon character -
a drunk, French, sheep-loving pirate.
d00dspeak -- A hacker-like dialect where letters
are replaced with similar-looking numbers or symbols (e.g. E = 3)
Gay-Straight Alliance (GSA) -- Jeffrey is a member.
He's straight, but hates homophobia.
Felix Sargent -- An English-Australian TL student,
born on the same day as Jeffrey. Star of the local Vector Theater
Silva -- A cross country and track runner, often seen
sporting track clothes. Teases James about liking Stephanie.
John Wang -- A kid with a head the shape of a
"W." He argued with James for months about techniques in Marvel
vs. Capcom 2.
Loveline -- A hilarious radio show starring Adam
Carolla and Dr. Drew, answering (usually) stupid callers' sexual/drug
Lily -- Jeffrey's younger sister, and the most
popular girl at her school. Her personality is almost the opposite
Mikosi -- An internet alias for Jeffrey's LONG-time
female friend. We don't actually refer to her as "Mikosi," she just
would rather remain anonymous.
Mme. Peck -- Our generic freshman year French
Mme. Quinby -- The sophomore/junior year French
teacher. She used to be a preschool teacher, which shows from her
Mr. Bosci A football coach who teaches math...or
Mr. Shaffer - The best math teacher evar, not afraid
to make crazy laughs or start his own catchphrases. A Bingo
game (made by James) was released for him.
Mr. Sorenson - James's orchestra teacher (thus the
Mrs. Butero -- James's sophomore year English teacher.
Often mistaken as Mrs. Butt-Eros (goddess of butt-love) by Steve.
Ms. Holbert -- Jeffrey's sophomore year Biology
teacher, and James's freshman Biology teacher/Chemistry tutor. Is
young, tends to speak in surfer lingo, and is a champion Ultimate
Frisbee player. Currently in Italy.
Nessa (Vanessa) -- Steve's "friend";
a big-busted Jewish girl at a Catholic school who rows and has a
thing for Desert Eagles.
NURRRD (MMMMR) -- A very common phrase among Aaron.
Omid -- James's friend; a former fan of wrestling,
and pretty loud at times.
Ragnarok -- A staff member at the Swamp. Smart,
but takes things very literally and explains things in overly great
Sage -- A girl in our French class. James thinks
*sploit* -- Steve's favorite sound effect in the
whole world. The posibillities on what the noise comes from are
Stephanie (Steph Bear, SB, WC, any variation of those phrases)
-- A somewhat simple-minded girl in our French class.
Excels at all sports, especially cross country. Due to a misunderstanding
in English class freshman year, James thinks he's in love.
Subsonic -- A late night 4 hour electronica mix
on Live 105, a San Francisco radio station.
Terra Linda High School (TL) -- Jeffrey and James'
high school. Frowned upon.
You-Go-Girl (YGG) -- Your average babbling, airheaded
teenage girl. Over the years, James and Jeff have found around 65%
of TL's female population to be YGG.