The Sounds of Terra Linda High School
compiled by James Gowdey
"Ahhhwww...that's hella SHOT!"
"Shakespeare wuz SMOKIN'!"
"I think that the Holocaust was bad because...well...Hitler and all his...gang member or whatever, killed people."
"She's all, 'Did you see Bill?' and I'm all "Nooo...'" "Loosen your G-string a little." (violin teacher)
"I gotta read a lotta words, yo!"
"Oh, I seen it...eeeehhhh..."
"You're gonna rip it an' then you're gonna, like, pinch it."
"I'm wearing the best underwear."
"Is there any singing in the song?"
"...like, that...like, board thing and everything...y'know?"
"I love it! I listen to it every morning before the munchkins come."
Mr. Shaffer: "Let's not have any diarrhea of the mouth." -
Mr. Shaffer: "OHH YESSS HOW SWEET IT IIISSS!"
Mr. Shaffer: "Are we all in Fat City?"
Mr. Shaffer: "I'm flexible. I've got plenty of flexible."
"HEY Y'KNOW WE'RE HAVING SEX IN THE TROJANS' PARKING LOT!"
Mr. Sorenson: "Did you have to
resort to theft?"
Mr. Sorenson: "Thatta girl!"
Mr. Shaffer: "No, don't erase that! Keep that! AAAAOOWWW!"
Carly on lynchings: "It's like when a big mob, like, sees a black person, and the go and hang him on a tree...and it's really bad...y'know?"
Aaron: "Where's the hacky-sack?"
Jeff: "IT'S IN HIS CROTCH!"
Freshman 1: "...an' I fuckin' HATE HER."
Freshman 2: "Yeah, what was it?"
Freshman 1: "I dunno...some shit about...stuff..."
"Jack in da Box, yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaa...that shit's tight."
Carly on San Francisco: "I think it's cool how, like, so much stuff, like, started here, y'know...like, I dunno...I'm just, like, proud to live by there!"
"What's 'fecal particles'?"
"CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?! I'M A PO'NO STA'!!!"
Mme Quinby discussing finals: "Well, if your grade is a 76, and you get a 99 on the final, it won't give you an A...probably not even a B. You'd probably end up with, like, a B+."
"I wuz there for, like, five days, and it was interesting how much the kids trusted you after you've seen them, like, 24/7."
"Wait, how do you know your IQ? You, like, took a test?"
YGG: "Well, I ain't goin' to, like, Harvard or anything,
I'm takin' my ass over to Sac-ra-MENTO!"
Guy: "You mean a school in Sacramento?"
YGG: "I dunno, I'm just goin' to Sac-ra-MENTO!"