All right, so I'm talking on the phone with
Corie last night (Who my mom still thinks I
have a *thing* for! Jesus, NO! It's *corie*! Ick) Anywho,
she was telling me about her swim team coaches'
GIANT COCK (Bitch), and how EVERY
GIRL ON THE TEAM would FUCK
HIS BRAINS OUT
because he's SO HOT (grumble), and then
started telling me a (I hope bull shit) story about how
last friday in the dorms her entire swim team
(including her) was drunk and that shaved their
ARMS, LEGS, ARMPITS and
PUSSIES!
YAGH!

And that's not all, they all shaved each other,
AND, since corie's All bi, a bi girl named
Annica

Fingered
Her!I mean, do me
a favor and leave
yourself out of it
because that's wrong!
Don't tell me! Please!
Jesus! grrrrrrrr...
AGH!
Hybrid's pretty good. I should get their CD.
Die. That's not funny. I'm scarred for life here.

Nessa's not on the swim team.

I prefer trimmed to shaved.
Trimmed is better.