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Adam: ...and so I told her, "Hey, baby, when
you're stirrin' that yeasty kettle with my fleshy spoon, sometimes a little gravy drips out... That's what I'm talkin' about! You gotta clean that thing up, or you whack it back and forth like a couple of Chinamen playin' ping-pong!" ("Whoooooooo hoo!") Drew: You're sure it wasn't Russian men? Adam: Shut up, Drew. (*dun dun CH!*) Adam: Joey, you're 17... "has obsession with cat-girl android"?* Joey: *animé music in the background* Y-yeah... um, she's got really big ta-tas, and, um, in episode #230, um, she was LOOKING at me! *random elephant falls on Drew* Adam: Oh my god, they killed Drew!** *Drew gets back up* Drew: Hey, that felt kinda good. ("You're gay.") Adam: Joey, do you know what beastiality is? Joey: Uh, yeah... Adam: Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy... Joey: Well, uh... here's te problem... Adam: Go on. Joey: Well... I caught cat girl having sex with my mom. Adam: Sure that wasnt your dad? Joey: No, he was going at it with the maid.*** |
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Adam: ...ouch. That happened to me once. (Adam: "I, uh, did some gay porn in the late 70s...") Adam: I should NEVER have done that show drunk... Drew: Were you abused in any fashion when you were younger? Joey: ...yeah. Drew: By a cat? Joey: Mm hm... with a ball of yarn. Drew: M'kay... that explains why you're drawn to the cat girl... Adam: I thought it was because of the ta-tas. ("Nice rack!") Joey: Mmmm... kitty tatas....... P *beeep! Hoily shit*y tatas**** |
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Reference to "Nuku-Nuku All Purpose Catgirl," which we were watching in the Anime Club.
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Jeffrey tried changing the subject.
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So did Steve, it seems.
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The rest of this was cut off because it made no sense.