|Wednesday, April 25, 2001
Oh no, I'm on the computer with the 56K again...|
Eh, I've grown to like this computer, nonetheless. It doesn't have Napster (wait, I heard Napster just died the other day...course, the source was from one of my sister's sixth grade friends, soo...), has...limited space (1.4 GIGS ALL FOR MEE!), or a CD burner. But it does have Ragnarosen/Bob on ICQ downloaded (for all my MP3 needs), as well as a bunch of MIDIs, WMVs that Windows Media Player "burned" (download the latest version, this works on computers without a CD burner!), and a ton of MvC2 tournament match footage for me to learn from. Speaking of footage, I finally beat that guy who works at the pizza place with LONG HAIR. I beat him with Storm/Cable/Doom, btw, not long hair.
Asschool, Jeff's depressed/angry/annoyed/wtf with people in general for reasons like:
1) They still think AYB/Whazzup is funny.
2) They're homophobic.
3) They don't know NOT to yell out "MOOOOO!" in the hallways.
4) They don't know when to shut up.
Whoops. I'd better stop writing, then.
My thoughts on this: If you can yell "BUTTRESSES," and give insight to people who don't want to hear it at random, then they can yell "MOOOO," and can push each other into lockers and say "fagh" and be a living Jeff K. It's THEIR way of expressing themselves!
Um, seriously, though...just IGNORE THEM. Not giving a hootin' hell about what other people do is one way to stay happy. Just look at the stoners--it's how they stay happy. Other things they do are stupid, yes, but at least they don't hate everybody else who doesn't act "smrt." I tried giving this theory in that Steph Bear paper earlier on (even though it failed miserably after I realized how AIRHEADED she was...but I still love'er). I actually laugh at some o the stoner jokes--hey, it's better than lowering my head and groaning like I was in Level 5 of PaRappa and saying "UUUUUGHGHHH......FFUCKING...MORONS..."
Speaking of Shakespeare, I'm reading "Julius Caesar" in English, and I must say that it's an amazing literary masterpiece, and--ah, crap, I can't understand half of it. My English grade is going to eat itself whole with these tests we have to take for it.
Track meet tomorrow. I get to run a mile in a circle for as fast as I can in 90+ degree weather in the equivalent of boxers and an undershirt with the words "TERRA LINDA" on them, wait a couple hours, and do it again for two more miles! Degrading...but fun. I'll see if I can break the ol' 5:15 yayay (this SinclairCspeak is getting old already. Can't we just talk like humans?)
By the way, Earthbound owns you.James | 8:37 PM
Oh no, I'm on the keyboard with the bad spacebar again...|
I've got a half hour before rehearsals today. As you don't know, I'm going to be Spamson (<-- heheh unintentional spelling error) in Romeo and Juliet. Not a big part, but it's the first Shakespeare play I was ever in. I am expected to have my lines memorized by 3:30... so I guess I'll type them here for my help and your enjoyment!
Gregory, on my word, we'll not carry coals.
I mean, an we be in choler, we'll draw.
I strike quickly, being mov'd.
A dog of the house of Montague moves me.
A dog of that house shall move me to stand! I will take the wall of any man or maid of Montague's.
(ARGH, gotta check the script...)
HOLY CRAP, I left my script in the drama room AGAIN. My drama teacher's gonna kill me... AGAIN. I guess I'll have to do the rest from total memory...
'Tis true, and therefore women, being the weaker vessels, are ever thrust to the wall. Therefore, I will push Montague's men from the wall and thrust his maids to the wall.
'Tis all one. I will show myself a tyrant. When I have fought with the men, I will be cruel with the maids - I will cut off their heads.
Ay, the heads of the maids, or their maiden-heads, take it in what sense tho wilt.
My naked weapon is out. Quarrel, I will back thee.
Fear me not.
Let us take the law on our sides, let them begin.
Nay, as they dare. I will bite my thumb atthem, which is a disgrace, if they bear it.
I do bite my thumb, sir.
Is the law on our side if I say ay?
No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I do bite my thumb, sir.
But if you do, sir, I am for you. I serve as good a man as you.
Yes, better, sir.
Draw, if you be men. Gregory, remember thy swashing blow.
Hoo, I did pretty well. I guess I won't screw up the play... not that I thought I'd ever do that. Must be going!Jeffrey | 3:08 PM
Well, that's that... I am permanently BANNED from the John's Anime Club. I guess since there's no chance of me getting in, I can torment John until the day he dies. ...I did mention the comic book guy from the Simpsons, right?|
Well, I guess it's time to move on with my life. Although it's still a matter of principle, it was just the Anime Club. Besides, if I haven't mentioned before, there are actually 2 Anime Clubs in the school. It used to be one until John got pissed off at Aimee, the other leader, and he founded his own Anime Club. P. M. S. Then he extended it to 3 days a week instead of 1, crushing Aimee's competition. Although I admittedly like the anime that's played at John's club more, if I extended Aimee's club to 3 days a week at all, there would be a lot of competition... maybe I could even get some of my titles played.
*puts fingers together* Excellent... (woo! Two Simpsons references already! I'm on a roll! Maybe even a sourdough one!)
I have NO homework this week because of these damn STAR tests, so I was able to add 2 TFH's to, uh, TFH last night. My schedule is absolutely packed tonight, so I won't be able to do any tonight.
Horrible thought for the day: Lowtax isn't pleased upon visiting our site (RIGHT LIKE HE'D DO THAT I MUST SHUT UP HEHEHEHE) and puts us up as the Awful Link for the Day. At least we'd get popularity, though, and the forum members, seeing how MINDBLOWINGLY BRAINLESS (redundancy?) they are, they might like it.
...forgot to say I was talking about Something Awful.
The forum's still down from EZBoard's upgrade. I HATE YOU.Jeffrey | 12:09 PM