TL-Bashing Song (Sung to the Can-Can)
This school is full of You Go Girls and idiots afraid of gays
Every kind of stereotype I see in the halls every da-ay
Potheads and way-too-happy girls who laugh at every other word
Hypocrites who run around, calling everybody "NURDS!"
While I'm sick of
Seeing such stupidity
At least I'm not
Getting "capped" in the city!
'Course, that doesn't
Make TL a better place
It's just as bad
As a boil on Olga's face!